I may be a chef and a foodie, but one of my favorite meals has always been bread and butter. Though I was not a finicky child, on those nights that our family ate “grown up food” I would be allowed, assuming I’d at least tried my meal and finished enough of the vegetables, to […]

It’s true that Celest and I are sometimes like a lez couple with no sex between us. I like to say she’s the chocolate to my honey. We go out on the town (and beyond) together a lot and we’re a great pair because our tastes are similar and our philosophies on what’s fun are […]

Celest dragged me to a three-plus hours-long avant garde production of Hamlet last night. I’ll kill her later. Here’s the thing: I actually love Hamlet; it is, in fact, my favorite of all Shakespearean dramas and my expectations were high since it was the famous Wooster Group performing at The Public. But. I. Thought. It. Was. Torture. If the theatre […]