Dear Mom (I’m twenty-eight and Jewish don’t believe in Santa. Sorry kids). In the immortal words of Christina Aguilera: ‘What a girl wants; what a girl needs”
1. A pina colada. I don’t care if they’re not seasonal. They’re delicious and they make me feel like I’m twenty-one again.
2. An insulated thermos. “Why not dream bigger?” you might ask. Well, I love to eat the budget-concious mixture of cottage cheese and salsa for lunch when I’m on the go. And I need a way to transport it. And you shouldn’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried. (I’m talking to you Kimberly….stop yucking all my yums.)
3. to get laid. Cologne-wears need not apply. Tattooed, emotionally unavailable line-cooks preferred.
4. for Beano to work better.
5. a light beer that tastes like Bass instead of urine
6. a year-long supply of ‘Egg beaters’
7. stemware that doesn’t look like it’s been swiped from TGI Fridays
8. a new, environmentally sound way to transport my groceries; the East-pak back-pack from ’89 is on its last legs
9. a bowl of Kimberly’s four cheese mac and cheese, eaten – preferably – while watching a marathon of America’s Next Top Model.
10. oh! And an end to world hunger Love ya,
Sara
