Wasn’t last night amazing, you guys?! Thanks for coming to my party and meeting my new housemates! I know Kimberly and Celest don’t undertake a trek to Brooklyn lightly, but it was worth it, no? I was so honored that a Sara/Maggie dance-off would happen in my own living room! But man, Kimberly, when 
Sara’s spot-on Britney Spears move knocked that glass of Merlot all over your green jacket, I thought you were going to die! I felt absolutely terrible…but, it’s gonna be okay, isn’t it Honey? I mean, I can’t believe that white wine trick would work, but honestly, by the time it dried, you couldn’t see the stain at all. White to cancel the red, who knew? I hope my guests didn’t mind that we kept sneaking off to hide in my room…I mean, it wasn’t meant to be an act of anti-socialism, just one of satiation. 
What can I say? Kimberly and I needed that Papa John’s after having eaten fancy Dinner Belle canapés for days straight, and there just wasn’t enough to share; plus I put out all that great food for everybody (hello, shrimp cocktail!), and there was plenty of alcohol for everyone to get happily wasted. Seriously, I had such a great time with all my guests and loved staying in my pajamas all day today, relaxing (well, as relaxing as relaxing with a hangover can be). And Amanda…you would have been proud of your old apartment. It’s looking great, especially the new red kitchen. You were so missed by The Tribe! I’m sure Paris is wonderful…
